{"title":"Small Critters","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e3D Printed Small Critters\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Companion for Your Workstation Campaign\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eReady to level up your office setup? Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003eSmall Critters\u003c\/b\u003e collection features your favorite articulated companions scaled up to the perfect size to act as permanent guardians for your desk. Larger and more prominent than our pocket-sized mini critters, these fantasy beasts, dragons, and cryptids are the ultimate office party members—ready to boost your morale during a grueling workday or sit watch over your d20 between weekend sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mortal Paradox\u003c\/b\u003e brings you authentic, home-grown craftsmanship. No mass-produced plastic junk—every desk companion is printed locally in small, eco-friendly batches right here in West Virginia to ensure stunning details and smooth, flexible articulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesk-Sized Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e Scaled up to make a striking visual statement on your desk while still fitting perfectly next to your keyboard or monitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Articulation:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully flexible joints provide an incredibly satisfying tactile experience to keep you grounded during long meetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCrafted with Care:\u003c\/b\u003e 3D-printed, hand-tested, and shipped from our Appalachian workshop in 3–5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote: These critters contain moving joints and are not intended for infants or very young children. Because they are individually manufactured, minor cosmetic layer lines may be present, giving your new desk familiar its own unique character!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/8666\/0540\/collections\/Gemini_Generated_Image_u0b71au0b71au0b7_083aabc1-9fe3-4fb4-9bf5-47c46781091c.png?v=1783084290","url":"https:\/\/themortalparadox.com\/collections\/small-critters.oembed","provider":"The Mortal Paradox","version":"1.0","type":"link"}